"Do you like... lo-fi recording aesthetics? Hyper regional punk bands and labels? Tom Petty? Parody songs? The Misfits? If you answered yes to at least 1 of these questions then I cannot recommend this record enough."
-@number_juan, customer
 
Hailing from the crypt of Maine’s punk scene, Torpedoes of the Damned is Tomb Petty and the Heart-Takers’ twisted tribute to Tom Petty’s classics, finally pressed to vinyl for the first time. This eerie collection of undead parodies, originally performed only at a Halloween show in 2019, has been resurrected from the grave for your listening pleasure.
 
Tomb Petty and the Heart-Takers quickly became notorious for their unique blend of punk, humor, and horror. What began as a one-off Halloween show alongside Dog Park, Black Beach, and Rumple turned into an unforgettable performance that is now forever immortalized in these tracks. Captured during a single practice session in a raw, live style recording, these songs will send chills down your spine, bringing you the sound of real zombie rock... unpolished, electric, and full of life (and a little death).
 
While this release marks the band's only documented appearance, it offers a rare glimpse into the dark, twisted legacy of Tomb Petty and the Heart-Takers.
 
Track Listing:
A1. Scream Falling
A2. Into the Great Wide Coffin
A3. Yer So Dead
A4. Run Over by a Train
 
B1. Scary Pain
B2. The Staking
B3. Ascareican Ghoul
B4. You Shrek Me